"If you won’t walk I’ll pick you up and throw you over my shoulder. Do you want me to do that?"
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play. And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. I shake it off, I shake it off.
Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like:
I will love this forever!!!
I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps
THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC IT IS A GODSEND
Best thing ever
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
The newsreels are dead. We’ve bored the public for too long. Give me this opportunity and I’ll prove it. But may I say one more thing—you haven’t seen my best yet.
the graham norton show ft. diehard whovian peter capaldi
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.